[gusty]

When I was a kid my dad won the Super Bowl pool at his local watering hole when Calvin Hill fumbled on the goal line. The guy who would have won with the touchdown fell off his bar stool and literally cracked his skull on the floor.

[ConservativeStatement]

I am not trying to do a one-up but I went to a horse track. A guy, who was losing, decided to put his money on a 90-1 shot. But then he got crazy and decided to play a 40-1 shot as an exacta. 90-1 to win, 40-1 to finish second. The 90-1 won, the 40-1 finished third by a nose. His reaction was priceless. “Even when I win, I lose!!!!”