[Rebelbase]

“I take it you’ve never had a restroom “emergency”.”

Wiping the seat is a constant that’s factored into any public restroom emergency I’ve had or will ever have.

It’s the price of doing business.

[Clinging Bitterly]

I don't know. At a certain age, there can sometimes be a sudden, dire warning and very little time.

Still, I have doubts about this story. The odds of that type of emergency are slim and glue on the seat would be pretty visible.