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To: pax_et_bonum; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
Re: You can hardly blame Jean for falling for you. After all, she’s-- She's-- She is... only mortal.

Now, Pax... we've discussed this--

I cannot be faithful... to any one woman.

It is just not... in my programming!

Give it a rest, Bend. I tried that with Monica... and it didn't work worth a damn!

Yeah, Bendy, it never worked for me... and I was gay!

Well, Bill, Rock, you guys had a handicap. You... were merely men--

Pax, we have a support group for us gals who wanted Bendy... to be faithful and lost--

We meet at midnight every Wednesday... at Jerry World.

Get there early... to make sure you get a seat!

Just a hint but if you wear black lingerie... the venders give you a discount on soft drinks and nachos--

And, Pax, make sure you wash up before going. They got... this thing about not smelling!

75 posted on 12/07/2013 5:55:47 AM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
Now that my week long drunk is over..for this week, here are the rest of my picks:

Baltimordor over the Vice Queens
The Bunglers over the Folds
The Packers over the Dirty Birds
The Patriots over the Brownstains
The Eyepatches over the Cessnas
The Vicklesses over the Kitties
The Tunas over the Stools
The Pirates over the Beefaloes
The Arrowheads over the _______s
The Mules over the Tight-hens
The Buzzards over the Lambs
The Bolts over the Midgets
The Fluffyniners over the Seasnails
The Punters over the Halos
Und
The Cowgirls BETTER beat them Barelies


86 posted on 12/07/2013 1:46:16 PM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: Bender2; Impy; NFHale

Steelers will lose draft pick for Mike Tomlin’s interference, per report:

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/12/8/5188008/steelers-draft-pick-mike-tomlin-nfl-punishment

YES!!! Up yours Rooney, you Obama fellator.


119 posted on 12/08/2013 8:45:22 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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