[wku man]

A young person in my family claims to be a vegan (but still wears the leather motorcycle jacket I gifted him/her), and ate "tofurkey" at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday. As a so-called vegan, this young person is militant, and has practically no sense of humor. Trying to inject some humor in the situation, I asked him/her what a tofurkey call would sound like. With the snarling surliness that only a know-it-all Generation.commer can conjure up, he/she snapped, "well, it's not a scream of pain".

Leave it to an under-30 Leftist to throw water on an otherwise pleasant family gathering.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[Twotone]

You should share this with your young relation...

http://www.wimp.com/intelligentplants/

That tofurkey may be screaming after all!

[Talisker]

A young person in my family claims to be a vegan (but still wears the leather motorcycle jacket I gifted him/her), and ate "tofurkey" at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday. As a so-called vegan, this young person is militant, and has practically no sense of humor. Trying to inject some humor in the situation, I asked him/her what a tofurkey call would sound like. With the snarling surliness that only a know-it-all Generation.commer can conjure up, he/she snapped, "well, it's not a scream of pain".

I know hindsight is always 20/20, and I personally always think of perfect comebacks far after they are useful, but you could have replied, "you mean like the scream of pain the cow gave out to make your jacket?"

[Bon of Babble]

Tofurky? Blech!! That young leftist is in for a hard, rude awakening. I reckon it takes about 10 years for all the brainwashing to wear off.

As for Tofurky!!!:::!!! Is there ANYTHING more disgusting?