Boarder?
What the hell does any of that have to do with boarders?
Are they renting rooms too cheaply?
Boarding houses pretty much went out of style fifty years ago.
What the hell, man?
I hope so. How many boarders do people get these days?
Do bed-and-breakfast places count?
window dressing —
Yeah. It is a sad joke.
Does the “Boarder” Patrol dine from a special menu?
Or do they police rooming houses?