Loads of amazing soap shops on Etsy.com - even bacon-scented if you want the dog to love you.
Hell, when Ma made it on the farm using pork tailings it had bacon bits IN IT!!
That was my point. Yesterday, the wife won some homemade peppermint soap in a nifty little jute/burlap hand wrapped package some Chamber of Commerce member makes for handouts at Chamber meetings. Every shop I go into with the wife has a hand made soap isle. One like you said, for every imaginable shape or flavor.
On the other hand, with coffee being equal to soap, who would have thought Howard Schultz could revolutionize the way people consume coffee? A Freeper soap magnate...stranger things have happened.