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To: 1010RD

Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Ottawa Senators?

A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.

Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Ottawa Senators have in common?

A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.

Q: What do college students and the Ottawa Senators have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.

Q: What song do Ottawa Senators fans sing before the end of the third period?
A: Nobody knows. There’s never any of them left.

Q: Whats the difference between the Ottawa Senators and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

Q: What does an Ottawa Senators fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What does an Ottawa Senators fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.


6 posted on 11/19/2013 5:45:57 AM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

Awesome.


13 posted on 11/19/2013 6:08:03 AM PST by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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To: SeekAndFind

Long suffering? Must be like being a cub fan or worse

Of course look at the name senators. No wonder they never do anything

Me be they should get a catchy name like the Canucks

Hee hee


20 posted on 11/19/2013 7:21:57 AM PST by Truthoverpower (The guvmint you get is the guvmint you deserve)
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