My favorite thing was that he was screaming “I don’t have nothin’!” for the first 1.5 minutes. then they found the candy bar and he started screaming, “I don’t have nothin’ else!”
Liar once, liar twice.
Why did his clothes keep coming off? I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Also, if he didn’t have anything as he kept insisting, why did he keep resisting? “If you must insist, why resist?” (I like that.)