WTF Manner of Bizarre, Cockamamie Contrivance is This "Climate Negotiator"[sic] Thing?!!?

[MaxMax]

Those are the national community organizers that target Corps and America for payoffs.
Similar to Obama's education as a LOOSER!

I would suspect that if the Governments were not being paid off that those people would disappear.
But since Green shakedowns are all the Rage, they are embraced by everyone on the dole.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Hurricaine Camille was just as strong and it hit the US Gulf states in 1969. The two more powerful hurricaines to hit the USA were in 1939 and 1962 (see the Camille link above).

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Climate Negotiator

Sounds suspiciously like the ubiquitous 'Florida Man' we continually read about in the headlines.

"Florida Man Dies While Mud-Wrestling Alligator"

"Florida Man Sets Own Trailer on Fire While Trying to Kill a Spider"

You get the idea...

[Standing Wolf]

Actually, I'm a climate negotiator. Send me a cashier's check for $5,000. I'll do my best to improve your local weather.

Eh? What? You say you're suspicious? Let's be realistic, okay? My record of accomplishments as a climate negotiator is far superior to President You Didn't Build That's.

[justa-hairyape]

This planet does not have a fever, it has mental health issues.

This has been one of the weakest Hurricane seasons in US history.

Atlantic Hurricane Season Quietest in 45 Years

Also the Hurricane season strength overall with Pacific and Atlantic combined is about average.

[rfp1234]

ManBearPig.

[Mr. Jeeves]

WTF Manner of Bizarre, Cockamamie Contrivance is This "Climate Negotiator"[sic] Thing?!!?

He's the guy who gets $500 million from the government to stand on the beach and try to reason with hurricanes before they make landfall. :)

[sportutegrl]

Sounds like Burt Lancaster in The Rainmaker.

[dblshot]

[onedoug]

“In the name of soetoro, I command thee....”

[BenLurkin]

One way that Pinkos get away with their frauds (like AGW) is they take advantage of young people’s limited world experience and old people’s bad memories.

When this PI disaster “Worst ever” coverage started, the first thing I thought of was this: 1970 Bhola cyclone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970_Bhola_cyclone

[SoothingDave]

What does he loosen?

[chopperman]

China’s problem with pollution has nothing to do with CO2.

[lbryce]

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

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[a fool in paradise]

"I've got an Orgone Acculutor..."

[Revolting cat!]

[JimRed]

Get out your Newspeak Dictionary!

[lbryce]

I'm sorry to see how your Orgone Accumulator is so way behind the times. I've got me one of them newfangled Orgone Accumulators that gets each and every Orgone accumulated in half the time.

Can't say the same for what seems circa 72 BC for your Accumulator.
A modern-day "orgone accumulator," composed of epoxy
resin and metal shavings. There is probably a quartz
crystal in the middle as well.

[lbryce]

Well, You hadn't specified which flavor
of Newspeak you prefer.