I never thought I’d see one that topped my high school buddy. His last name was Van Winkle. Yes, his mom named him Rip.
There are worse names out there. My friend in Colorado met a man named Richard Head. He introduced himself as Dick Head.
There is a man in Santa Fe NM named Peter Handler. I always thought the sign above his liquor store with that name on it was a joke, until I saw his picture in the Santa Fe newspaper with his name under it.
Know a Merry (spelled that way) Christmas and Rusty Faucet.
Had a friend that named his daughter Ginger Snapp.