Ok, you bunch of unready-for-the-zombie-apocalypse FReepers. Here is how you do it.
Find the nearest quarry, pit, big hole in the ground with a steep cliff. Blast music, horns, bells, whatever in the center of Dante’s Inferno.
It is called a honey pot.
The zombies will come from miles around. Make sure you have enough burning liquid, kerosene, gas, oil, whatever.
And let’s have a bonfire, baby.
Then make me your new governor! Got it. Bou-yah
“big hole in the ground with a steep cliff”
If you are near the Grand Canyon, it would take awhile to fill up.
Yes, that is exactly the kind of thing I am proposing, drop them from a height. The only thing bad about a quarry is they are outside of town, and so you would have to find a way to lure the zombies out to the quarry.