I’m thinking about the Seinfeld episode where Kramer’s girlfriend had him thrown in the river when she though he was dead, but was just passed out from exhaustion.
One of our neighbor’s fraternity brothers pulled a big one one night. He woke up naked in a strange bed and didn’t have a clue where he was. He donned a big flowered bathrobe he found on the back of the bedroom door and walked out of the room. There was a black family sitting around their dining room table, eating breakfast. The father said, “We were wondering when you would wake up.” Apparently, the frat brother was found in the back seat of their car and they took him home to look after him and make sure he was safe.