That is one of the best stories (and posts!) I have ever come across.
What a great kind family, no? And the guy’s complete (flowered) humiliation...ha!
I laughed for days. The guy that told the story is funny as hell anyway but, I was especially tickled thinking that the guy was thinking he had gotten lucky while he was donning the flowered bathrobe. That family not only took him into their home and made sure he was safe, they treated him like family. They fed him a huge breakfast too. His night could have had deadly consequences - he is lucky God sent him to that family.