[hobbes1]

You took a wrong turn.

Every woman has the exact same Threesome fantasy.
(Except the ones that go Lipstick)

Husband out of town.

Me and you show up as furniture delivery men with the new king sized bed ;-)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Actually, instead of furniture delivery guys, you show up and install my new front door, paint the trim on the house, and do the lawn.....and I will watch you all day long.... ;^)

[Hegewisch Dupa]

can't we be pizza delivery guys? I'm old enough to where the furniture moving is more likely to make me walk around like an old man half-hunched over, grabbing my back. But i can lift a pizza, large deep dish even, usually without ramifications.

Gotta admit even a porno writer (there's a job!) would have a tough time figuring out why it takes two dudes to deliver a pizza.