One of the rare instances where the subject is more attractive in the mug shot than made up.
Speaking of makeup, did you know that cowpie was the basis of the original makeup invented by the ancient Egyptians?

DITZY DAISY
Tune: "Daisy, Daisy" but then "Daisy, Daisy" when running into cows
Ditzy Daisy
Give your attention due
There's cows grazing
There right ahead of you
You're talking upon your cell phone
But soon you'll hear yourself moan
But you'll look hot
In your mug shot
After driving your car on through
