Did you ever play the game: what animal would I like to be?
Well, I ALWAYS chose a bear: eats honey, gets to sleep most of the winter, no enemies, warm furry body, big, strong animals. What a life!
Caveat: NOT a polar bear in the North Pole, thank you!
Not only that, but Mr. Ranger gets to piss off various Seasoned Citizens while workin' to provide a high quality National Provocative Service.
You might get a kick out this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bjhjk2hHZU