“...come out of his freezer and have little chats with him...”
That’s too bad. I like the stories that are “out there” but told in such a manner that makes one think “well, perhaps”. Isn’t that the story where he said he was just about to make things public, and show the body, but the unmarked black SUV’s showed up at his house and took the body from the freezer (in his garage?).
Now THAT is the way to end the story, with an image of the huge warehouse and the “Lost Ark” being stored away in your mind. (Or autopsy tables at Area 51, take your pick.)
The original alien in the freezer story was good, it was the more believable ones. There is probably no chance the alien would live long-term, nor come out and amiably chat with his captor occasionally.
That Night
by Me
The phone rang on the night stand. The older man asleep there stirred a bit and finally picks up the phone. It says its 11:49 PM. He mutters something under his breath as he sees who is calling him.
Frank its 11:49 at night. Why are you calling me?
George, get your gun and get in your truck and get down here
I was asleep Frank, some of us sane people do that
Just get down here
Frank had hung up. George rolled into a sitting position and sighed heavily before he started putting his boots on.
....
An old truck rambled over a bumpy dirt road in the dark, trees closing in on both sides. It came to a house with another ancient rusty truck sitting in front of it.
George left his shotgun on the seat as he got out and walked up to the front step. Just as he got there the door swung open quickly and a hand grabbed his arm and pulled him in. Then the door shut and was locked again.
Whats going on Frank? What is so important that you woke me up in the middle of the night?
But Frank was in his face Promise me you wont tell nobody
Promise I wont tell anyone what? George asked Have you been drinking again?
I wish. That would make it so much easier
Make what easier?
Do you promise? Frank said, in his face again.
All right, yes, I promise George was thinking about leaving.
I caught one Frank said, almost in a whisper.
You caught one? You caught one what?
Frank looked down and then licked his lips. I caught an alien
Are you out of your mind? You woke me up and got me down here to play alien games, Frank? Some of us need sleep, you know?
Frank was just standing there silently. George found that eerie.
Hes in the kitchen
George looked at the empty door frame to the kitchen. Let me see
George swept past Frank and stood in the doorway.
At least I think its a he Frank said.
There in the middle of the kitchen was a dining chair. Something was tied down really good. Frank had learned his knots in the Navy. There was no give in the ropes no matter how much the thing in the chair struggled. It was facing away from where George was standing.
George backed up and sat on the fraying couch. Rubbing his face and thinning hair.
George, what do you think?
Truthfully George didnt hear the question. Or rather he heard it but didnt register it.
I think its hungry Frank said I dont know what they eat
They? George asked, suddenly scared You think there are more of them out there?
I think so. I think theyre watching and waiting for a chance to rescue him Frank said But Im guarding him.
What are you going to do with him? George asked
Hes my prisoner. An illegal alien that I will turn in tomorrow to the authorities Frank said, sounding proud of himself.
That He said pointing at the kitchen That guy, flew across the galaxy to visit this planet and gets taken prisoner by a crazy old man. Dont you think they have would have tools and weapons we cant even dream about?
Frank looked disappointed.
What? George asked, dreading the answer.
I was a bit rough with it, I mean him. I think hes mad. If we let him go, he might kill me.
So lets create an interstellar incident instead?
Im scared George
There is no way hes alone. Youre probably right that theyre watching this house. They are not going to let you bring this guy to the sheriffs office in the morning. Its just not going to happen, Frank. I think we both know that
So what am I supposed to do George?
George did not have answer. He hadnt thought that far ahead yet.
that’s the guy.
It was such a great story too, but he changed it so much now you know with 100% certainty he is a full of crap.
I half expected Art to say “now wait just a minute... last time you said such and such” but he just got the worst disappointment in his voice I had ever heard, and spent the rest of the evening saying “oh really”
but he had lost that excited “OMG can you folks BELIEVE THIS!?” energy he can bring to any topic