[Buckeye McFrog]

When I lived in Michigan the 11 o’clock news one night carried a story about one of these wandering into a guy’s yard up in Midland.

Authorities determined that some kids brought it back from Spring Break and quickly decided it was becoming too much to keep.

The guy’s dog cornered it in the yard and killed it. Must have been one heckuva dog!

[Repeat Offender]

It was a good idea at the time......and then you're several hun-it miles north on the interstate. Sure you've sobered up a bit and your heard hurts like hell, but the alligator makes for a great souvenir; and then he gets too big for your dorm room.