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"Cool, I figured you’d know. I wish I could find the anti pitbull thread where he covers his face with BBQ sauce."

That right there is a statement that would benefit from some explanation!

[Tijeras_Slim]

The Freeper in question owns several pitbulls, and he let them lick the sauce off in response to a poster who posted something to the effect “you’ll think differently when one rips your face off”.