Quick! Put him in charge of Obamacare.
He should also be charged with sexual harassment. Goose Gander, after all.
Ok, So,
A number of years ago I was driving with a friend through Marion NC.
Had out of state tags on my ‘69 Chevy Nova, and was being pulled over.
I pulled into a vacant lot.
There happened to be a huge puddle of water in the middle of this lot.
I said to my friend “Watch this”, as I parked smack dab in the middle.
Played stupid, as I rolled down my window.
The cop was easily 40 feet away and clearly didn’t want to get his feet wet.
I really wanted to make him walk through, and stand in 4 inches of water to give me a ticket.
I acquiesced.
Got my ticket.
Met with my friends “Doctor” in town.
My friend told the Doc about my ticket.
The Doc, picked up the phone and called the “Clerk of the court” and asked “Who the Judge was on my court date”.
He called the Judge and after exchanging a few pleasantries and a few details about my ticket, he hung up, looked at me and said “it’s taken care of”.