***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

1 posted on 11/01/2013 5:49:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 11/01/2013 5:52:29 AM PDT by Jack of all Trades (Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)

3 posted on 11/01/2013 5:52:57 AM PDT by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))

4 posted on 11/01/2013 5:52:58 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

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5 posted on 11/01/2013 5:53:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

6 posted on 11/01/2013 5:55:33 AM PDT by workerbee

7 posted on 11/01/2013 5:56:20 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)

8 posted on 11/01/2013 5:57:04 AM PDT by workerbee

9 posted on 11/01/2013 5:57:19 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)

10 posted on 11/01/2013 5:58:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

HA! Even Looter Guy made it into the OFST.

11 posted on 11/01/2013 5:58:34 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)

To: RandallFlagg

12 posted on 11/01/2013 5:58:58 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)

To: RandallFlagg

13 posted on 11/01/2013 5:59:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

14 posted on 11/01/2013 6:01:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

15 posted on 11/01/2013 6:01:49 AM PDT by SC DOC

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

16 posted on 11/01/2013 6:02:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

17 posted on 11/01/2013 6:03:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

Silly is the best medicine - and it’s free!

Morning, all!

18 posted on 11/01/2013 6:04:49 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americad)

19 posted on 11/01/2013 6:04:55 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

In case you guys missed this last week...

Backflip Over 72ft Canyon!!! Insane....

20 posted on 11/01/2013 6:05:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

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