In this rapidly degenerating society, nothing spells 'protection' like a goodly supply of condiments !
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Posted on 10/30/2013 11:50:46 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
Post 'em here!
Thanks for the giggle!
Now that the kids are grown, I refuse to hand out candy on my birthday! I have heard every bad Halloween birthday joke there ever was...I think I’ll have hubby take me out for dinner. He’s a great cook; but I don’t want the doorbell disturbing my b’day dinner.
GO RED SOX!
I am a red sox fan, and I hated the call. However, with an obstruction play, the player is awarded the base. Even though our boy blocked the plate, the run counts as if he was safe.
Doesn’t matter, we wanted to win at home.
I see what you did there....
Sorry, it isn’t. There are plenty of cops that will confirm it, I know you won’t take the time to find one that would talk to you about it because you’ve already decided it’s a myth.
But since you’re not going to do that, I would suggest doing something easier for you. On youtube I am sure you can find it. It is the Pagan Invasion series of documentaries, the Halloween episode, they have interviews that have real police officers discussing this activity and confirming it, on camera.
In this rapidly degenerating society, nothing spells 'protection' like a goodly supply of condiments !
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Same here, although on some years we have passed out candy and gospel tracts
Just the usual here...
-Send the kids out with trick-or-treat bags, eggs & TP.
-When they get home, punish them for using the eggs & TP.
-Steal the Baby Ruths from the trick-or-treat bags after the kids have been sent to bed early as punishment.
-Drink too much Yuengling with hubby while acting out Rocky Horror (in costume) & eating the kids’ candy.
-Pass out/wake up with candy wrappers stuck to my forehead
Nothing too exciting.
The person that wrote that note has to work at a public school. I say that because I have read numerous articles about schools sending notes home to parents about their children’s weight and the verbiage is the same they use. Funny thing is schools have made mistakes and sent those notes home to parents whose children were not at all overweight. People need to stay out of that sort of stuff and it is not the job of the school either.
People just need to mind their own business. I have a grandson with juvenile diabetes, fairly small community so most know him- any way a few would get stupid about my grandson going trick or treating with other kids since he is diabetic. They didn’t know my daughter would buy his candy so he didn’t get to keep the candy but got to have the fun and make money to spend. He can have a little candy when his sugar is low any way but still no one’s business but some think everything is their business.
Ignore it since I’m not a Satan worshiper.
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Who knew that so many freepers are, by your definition, Satan worshipers.
Much of it around the satanic holy days are. Like i said, you need to talk to cops.
They can see that the animals are killed in specific ways that are ritualistic killings, the things that are done to them and how they are killed are done in fashions that they can tell it’s not just a car or someone taking a pot shot at them.
Watch that Pagan Invasion episode on Halloween. At the very least, before clinging to your belief it just is a myth or just sick people but not satanists. The cops report rises in this activity during these periods of the year, and halloween is the MOST celebrated time of year for satanists. this is their Christmas/Easter all in one.
And I am telling you it’s the generational satanists that do this, not the goth/metalhead types that on the surface appear bad-ass. These generational (ie it’s their family religion passed down) people are low key on purpose.
YUMMM Baby Ruths!! We bought pretty much all Mars candies due to it was what was on sale at Walgreens, and I had coupons for another $.50/bag off. (This is pretty much how we shop nowadays....). Also noticed that we did not include any Mounds, Almond Joys, or butterfingers, all of which I love. But just as well... I certainly don’t need the calories.
Well you have people that celebrate only what the secular world’s done to Christmas and Easter, and then you have those that celebrate them for what they really are and keep things in proper balance and perspective.
Put God first, you can still have time for a celebration. As long as you know what you’re celebrating. Many people just celebrate materialism.
Well, if they’re not Satan worshipers, they shouldn’t celebrate Halloween. But people often do things they shouldn’t do. Have at it if you like. The reason I don’t celebrate Halloween is because it’s of and for the Devil. I like not celebrating it because I think it’s a stupid (un)holiday. Do you think I should go ahead and celebrate despite what I know to be true?
I guess I could go as Clown Prince nobama...but, then, I’d probably be assaulted before I got down the block.
Or this:
“DEAD - COULDN’T KEEP MY DOCTOR OR MY HEALTH INSURANCE”
Obama mask, doctor headgear and stethoscope holding a “free colonoscopy” sign....
that’ll get em running for the exits.
How exactly is it of and for the devil?
Google it. I’m sure you’ll find plenty of liberal Christians giving it the thumbs up. This article is probably pretty good. http://www.av1611.org/halloween.html I’m sure it’ll be dismissed by liberals (borrowing the language of leftist politicians) as the work of extremists.
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