I wish somebody would rake the acorns in my backyard. I’m tired of stepping on them and scooping them out of the pool. These squirrels are not getting the job done!
OMG anyone wondering what the fox says needs to come to my house. 5 am today, xshub and i bolt upright at the sound and i said, ok, he’s out there! Literally down at the front corner of the yard, which is where chanel always goes. so after we got up, he went out front with the flashlight and was stomping around making noise to scare the fox away before i let the dogs out. it is ANNOYING! i want fox repellant!
MIRANDA: George, what are you doing?
GEORGE: Did you see that? That-that pigeon didn’t move! I had to swerve to get out of the way! I saved that pigeons life!
MIRANDA: What pigeon? You drove right into that squirrel. (leaves the car)
GEORGE: Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with THEM!