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To: Vigilanteman

“Because she has a vagina”

“Because I like D*&(”


3 posted on 10/26/2013 9:44:16 PM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (It is going to be Foot to Ass combat on election day....my foot and a Rat's ass.)
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig

Yep.


8 posted on 10/26/2013 9:55:21 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig

Sounds like a Rammstein song

Too big, too small?
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein?
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Mercedes Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Ausland fahren Reise Reise, Fahrvergnügen ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben.

Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch...

You’ve got a p****, I have a dick-ah
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait
Take me now! Oh, don’t you see?
I can’t get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall?
It doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein?
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein!

Schönes Fraulein, Lust auf mehr,
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch...
You’ve got a p****, I have a dick-ah,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now! Oh, don’t you see?
I can’t get laid in Germany


41 posted on 10/27/2013 8:58:57 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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