Phew. Two new studies on something humans have done for multiple millennia. Big shortage of actual love in the mix?
Study results: People who have sex for positive reasons have better sex lives and relationships. People who have sex for negative reasons have less satisfying sex and relationships.
I hope Canadian taxpayers were charged no more than $0.25 for that piece of brilliance.
Other motivations apply —
Wilt Chamberlain: Get into the Guinness Book of Records
Pamela Anderson: Ka-ching!
George Clooney: Because he can
Bill Clinton: Never got it at home
Your mother & father: Ewww!!
Barack Obama: To keep Michelle from outing him