“It’s always appropriate to bash British food.”
Well, seriously, the Brits don’t give you a lot to work with. Once you get past the fish and chips and then the bangers and mash..........your pretty much left with various blood dishes and intestines.
Real men eat real food.
Only a pussy would turn their nose up at some black pudding, part and parcel of the full English. Can’t take 2 eggs, bacon, beans, toast, some nice Cumberland’s, and a cuppa?
You don’t like lamb chops, mint sauce, mash, parsnips? No?
You don’t like a nice steak and chips? No?
Peh, go have a salad and a mochachocafrapacino instead.