“The Weight”
I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin’ a need to crash
I just need some place where I can spend ma cash
“Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find some stash?”
He just grinned and shook my hand, “no” was all he said
Take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And (and) (and) you put the load right on me
(You put the load right on me)
I picked up my bag, I went lookin’ for a place to score
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin’ out the door
I said, “Hey, Carmen, come on let’s go downtown”
She said, “I gotta go but my friend can stick around”
Take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And (and) (and) you put the load right on me
(You put the load right on me)
Go down, Miss Moses, there’s nothin’ you can smoke
It’s just ol’ Luke and Luke’s waitin’ on the big ol’ toke
“Well, Luke, my friend, what about my bag o’ weed?”
He said, “Do me a favor, son, won’t you stay and keep Anna Lee company?”
Take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And (and) (and) you put the load right on me
(You put the load right on me)
Crazy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog
He said, “I will score you pot if you’ll kiss Jack, my frog”
I said, “Wait a minute, Chester, you know I’m a peaceful man”
He said, “That’s okay, boy, won’t you feed him when you can”
Yeah, take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And (and) (and) you put the load right on me
(You put the load right on me)
Catch a cannon ball now to take me down the line
My bag is sinkin’ low and I do believe it’s time
To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she’s the only one
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone
Take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And (and) (and) you put the load right on me
(You put the load right on me)
Oh great - now I’ve got that song stuck in my head!
;’)