To: nickcarraway
This evening on the way home from work, I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station, and this drop-dead-gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, “I believe in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?
I thought it over for a few seconds and responded, “Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?”
2 posted on
10/22/2013 3:45:10 PM PDT by
Osage Orange
(I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
To: nickcarraway
3 posted on
10/22/2013 3:45:57 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
To: nickcarraway
line drive foul ball right to the left temple..**BONK**
4 posted on
10/22/2013 4:02:05 PM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!
When did this change?
When I went in 86, you could just walk in off the street.
To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!
Must've been a scalper.
To: nickcarraway
That's three dollars more than I would pay to watch David 'f-bomb in front of children' Ortiz and his sodomite-enabling organization...
I won't be watching, but I hope the Cards beat the snot out of Boston.
7 posted on
10/22/2013 4:09:38 PM PDT by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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