So that is how the Cuyahoga River caught fire? Hmmmm.
The Cuyahoga River was my first thought too. How long has it been since the last time it caught fire. And the enviros try to tell that pollution is worse now then ever before.
This Guinness Records "happening" probably should have been in commemoration of another legendary Cleveland national news embarrassing event, when the flowing Slavic mane of then Mayor Ralph Perk also caught fire.
It takes thick skin and a sense of humor to grow up sane in these parts.