Look, I came here for an argument.
The Obamacare rollout’s eristic
The Regime’s hiding every statistic
But Barry says “Wait!
This ‘product’ is great!”
He’s corrupt, he’s deranged, egotistic
The eristical deployment of our company’s latest product was a result of procrustean demands by management.
I dispute this meaning for eristic, I object and will argue against it seeing that it is far too controversial, disputes, alarums and disputations will occur! Harrumph!
I would have been here earlier, but the eristics at Microsoft turned off my computer as I was in the act of replying to you! Something about an update...
The eristic nature of Obamacare
Is partly the way it’s written-
It demands you buy anti-venom for
A stranger before they are bitten
And even though your chances
Of tripping on a venomous snake
Are astronomical at the best
You’ll pay from what you make
For the snakebites, drug rehab,
The abortion and/or the birth
Of more ‘rat plantation workers
To wander aimless over the earth