[Colofornian]

A: what do Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and Mitt Romney have in Common? Q: Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen at the same time.

But wait one cottin' pickin' pre-existent minute!

Mormon theology...Mormon "history"...
...teaches we were ALL born as spirits on a planet near Kolob...
...before we came to this planet to inhabit bodies...
...Therefore, Joey Smith, Bring'em Rather Young, and Smutt Romney (Mariott porn industry board member) may have all been in one of the rooms of your pre-existent "house"...
...can't say it was the kitchen, tho...
...(I mean, what can pure spirits eat, after all?)

[shotgun]

As Cliffy replies to Alex...

“Well technically speaking Alex...”