To: rktman
I find it unbelievable how many people (particularly old folks), who when asked by their doctor or whoever if they have any guns, will answer with some stupid non-committal answer other than NO!
Get it through your head folks - anything other than a strong "NO" means yes! (And since it's the government here, even a strong no may bring a stasi-style investigation if you don't make that "NO" believable.
4 posted on
10/21/2013 7:05:37 AM PDT by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Slump Tester
When asked about my hearing loss and if it is firearm related, I simply tell them too many years of LOUD guitars. Well, LOUD amps anyway. My solid body guitars don’t make much noise at all until the amps get cranked to “11”. What?
8 posted on
10/21/2013 7:10:04 AM PDT by
rktman
(Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)
To: Slump Tester
“NO!” also means “I’m unarmed! Please send a thug or three to kill and rob me!” “Nunya Bidness” is the answer I will give.
27 posted on
10/21/2013 7:27:31 AM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(We're At That Awkward Stage: It's too late to vote them out, too early to shoot the bastards.)
To: Slump Tester
Do I have guns? NO! Guns are scary and dangerous! And they smell like oil!
So I've heard, anyways.
28 posted on
10/21/2013 7:29:27 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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