[Bon of Babble]

The list at Cracked IS underwhelming.

I would add:

1. The economy is improving.

2. Unemployment is dropping.

3. The dollar is sound.

4. The wars will be over and we’ll be out of the Middle East by this time next year.

5. Don’t buy gold, it’s a junk investment that doesn’t hold its value.

[USNBandit]

Summer of Jobs I, II, and III.....