To: Beave Meister
I can’t count the number of times I’ve ordered a Hamburger with no Onions only to find out later that there were indeed Onions on the Hamburger.
Eating Raw Onions is against my Religion. I am part of the No Raw Onions Universal Church. Membership is currently limited to myself and my Dog.
The good news is, the Church Elder (me) has decided that I can continue to enjoy a Double Double at In & Out Burger with Grilled Onions. The grilling makes all the difference in whether I violate my Religious tenets.
Might be time for me to Lawyer up.
75 posted on
10/19/2013 10:50:04 PM PDT by
Kickass Conservative
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To: Kickass Conservative
Dude, they always screw you at the drive-thru.
77 posted on
10/19/2013 11:03:08 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Kickass Conservative
I must KEEEEL you, liberal apostate heretic! The Commandment unequivocally states, "No onions in or on ANYthing at all...ever...ever...EVER!"
78 posted on
10/19/2013 11:09:37 PM PDT by
TrueKnightGalahad
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