[MUDDOG]

"I had a rough night and I hate the f*ckin' Eagles, man!"

-- The Dude ("The Big Lebowski")

[dfwgator]

He’s a tortured artist
Used to be in the Eagles
Now he whines
Like a wounded beagle
Poet of despair!
Pumped up with hot air!
He’s serious, pretentious
And I just don’t care
Don Henley must die!
Don’t let him get back together
With Glenn Frey!
Don Henley must die!