Obviously they need Joe Biden to offer some brilliant advice for the situation.
What would Mr. “Aneurism surgery scrambled my brain” suggest?
Hmm..
“Outlaw wild animals!”
“Outlaw hunting and cars!”
“Blow a whistle to scare off the animals!”
“Build a heeeeee-yoooooge fence by the roads!”
“Ditzy Woman Begs to Move Deer Crossing Signs Because, You Know, Why Encourage Them? (VIDEO)”
http://thestir.cafemom.com/home_garden/144958/ditzy_woman_begs_to_move