[Daffynition]

Deer *snuffle*-up-a-dress.

B-a-d Bambi!

[Darksheare]

Well.
Jackpot for me this morning on my way home.
Not only did I just smack an unknown bird in the dark, feathers and blood on my windshield, but the same herd of deer that swarmed my car were waiting for me by my driveway
Who in the great cosmos did I tick off?!