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1 posted on 10/18/2013 4:56:18 PM PDT by Third Person
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To: Third Person
Liter of cola!


2 posted on 10/18/2013 4:57:50 PM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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I would assume micky’s hamburger’s come frozen. So he’s suggesting they “defrosted” it an served it?


4 posted on 10/18/2013 4:59:32 PM PDT by babygene ( .)
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Be glad it was only uncooked.


5 posted on 10/18/2013 4:59:41 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (dont worry about Mexico, put the fence around kalifornia.)
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What’s wrong with Steak Tartare? May would pay large sums for such a dish in fancy restaurants.


6 posted on 10/18/2013 5:02:58 PM PDT by expat2
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To: Third Person; a fool in paradise
Mmmmm, steak tartare...


9 posted on 10/18/2013 5:05:46 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Third Person

Must not have been all that bad.
It took him FOUR bites to figure something wrong.
As ‘terrible’ as he claims, should have noticed FOR SURE on 2nd bite.

Also, isn’t everything basically frozen and microwaved?

If true, I would be more ‘worried’ that the mess wasn’t meat, rather than ‘raw hamburger’.

I remember when my mother making meat loaf or such and getting the spatula uplongside the head for reaching in the bowl and eating the meat raw.

She wasn’t as much worried about eating the meat raw as she was having to put more ‘bread crumbs’(??) to make up for the lost volume - that loaf was going to be a certain size and be enough for all.

Wasn’t all that long ago I heard (or read) someone admit his job at the ‘char broiled HB fast food joints’ was to impress the grill marks on the finished product...


10 posted on 10/18/2013 5:08:28 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --Egoist:A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. (Ambrose Bierce))
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Hmmm maybe he should start brown bagging his meals.


11 posted on 10/18/2013 5:12:23 PM PDT by bikerman (Obama! if his lips are moving he's lying.)
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First thing that I thought of, too.


15 posted on 10/18/2013 5:15:18 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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I’m surprised he didn’t go back and shoot the cook and claim he came at him with a knife.


21 posted on 10/18/2013 5:28:08 PM PDT by RC one
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Maybe a cop shot the cook’s dog.


23 posted on 10/18/2013 5:34:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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A substantial number of fast food workers have, shall we say, extensive knowledge of the criminal justice system. For this reason, most cops have sense enough to figure out which restaurants to avoid. Best line I’ve heard:

“I see you got bonded out in time to cover your shift.” :o)


26 posted on 10/18/2013 5:36:57 PM PDT by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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“Bring the burger back and we’ll recook it for you”.


27 posted on 10/18/2013 5:38:03 PM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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I’m no apologist for MCD, but the cop should be thankful it happened at a Mickey-D’s.

MCD’s supply plants have the highest food-safety standards of any food producer I have seen - and that’s a lot of them.

They know they have potentially thousands of careless teens and lazy, stupid adults working at their franchises who can do unimaginably stupid things and can create all kinds of risk - so everything they do is geared towards minimizing the problems these people can create.


28 posted on 10/18/2013 5:40:14 PM PDT by PGR88
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He did not get violently ill hours after eating.

Meat is so chock full of antibiotics and hormones these days.

What probably happened is he might have been served a patty that wasn’t fully cooke and you’re not going to get sick from that unless it had been sitting out all day, which is unlikely.

I eat raw hamburger and meat all the time and never get sick.

Plus I tell chefs and cooks to “Threaten” my steak.

I like it rare, which is warm to the touch and I never get sick.

I’ve had steak with a few Freepers who can attest to my liking steak that wzy.


31 posted on 10/18/2013 5:41:30 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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I live in Derry.

I’ve been to that McDonalds.

I’m not surprised.


35 posted on 10/18/2013 6:03:42 PM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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A variation of the spit burger.


37 posted on 10/18/2013 6:39:41 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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Officer Moor, chew and then swallow. You’re welcome.


39 posted on 10/18/2013 7:04:15 PM PDT by mykroar (China and Russia are playing chess while Obamas's playing 52 card pick-up.)
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Could have been much worse. A low life I knew used to brag about his work in a fast food place where he’d hawk up an oyster and spit it into a hamburger before it went out.

My favorite is from basic training where this other private enjoyed cleaning the CO’s office. I was detailed to help him once and he was so happy. I had to ask why. When cleaning the CO’s coffee cup, he ran a certain part of his anatomy around the inside of the clean cup before putting it away. The 1SG got the same treatment.


40 posted on 10/18/2013 7:21:31 PM PDT by redfreedom (Republicans = The faux conservative wing of the democrat party.)
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47 posted on 10/18/2013 9:02:15 PM PDT by dfwgator
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