[rktman]

“You should see the boat I got for my wife.” Prices for me phones in china (where they are most likely built) must be purty dang high.

[KarlInOhio]

“You should see the boat I got for my wife.”

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea."

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."'

[GeronL]

Work! work or starve! work AND starve! **maniacal laughter**