Posted on 10/15/2013 9:57:19 AM PDT by nickcarraway
You find a worm in an Air India sandwich and are alarmed?!! Ha! Ha! No doubt Air India caterers hired Indians with Indian health, sanitation and housekeeping standards which created this sandwich. This is normal table fare in India which is why everything is boiled or deep-fried to hell. Flies landing on food, depositing their eggs and people with filthy, filthy hands are there handing food at every turn. So NO, this isn’t a surprise about Air India food. Buy a sandwich at the airport and only drink canned beverages for the flight.
ELAINE: Well ...
USHA: Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.
ZUBIN: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? (laughing as he says the line) I mean, the plague! Please!
USHA: Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.
ELAINE: (Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand.
ZUBIN: If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.
ELAINE: (Leaving) That's fantastic.
ZUBIN: And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either.
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Do Jains fly?
The flight was FROM New York? So would that not imply a New York based food supplier?
They call it protein.
I left my last company because I had to start flying to India twice a year.
Starting Dec. 1, United will apply a $30 surcharge to those passengers who desire to sit in the “worm-free” section of the cabin.
I had that happen on a United flight once.
Good thing it wasn’t a Muslim who bit into a worm. He would be one angry jihadist, especially if that worm crawled out of a pig’s a—!
Gagh ping.
But was it Torgud gagh, Filden gagh, Meshta gagh, Bithool gagh, Wistan gagh, or some other variety?
“Slimy, yet satisfying.”
At least he didn’t ask for the Cockroach Cluster.
Or Ram’s Bladder Cup or Anthrax Ripple.
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