Ahem.
Ahem.
For the once and only time this every came to mind, I am so glad Allegra isn't here... 
to see how far her Texicans have fallen--
Well, I'm glad she isn't here 'cause she could always out drink me and I'd pass out!... 
Then I'd wake up the next day with a bunch of lilies sticking out of my fly!
Uaaaaaaaaaaa-- that was not Allegra... 
who stuck those lilies in your fly--
If a man don't have steel balls when he drinks, I figure it is my duty... 
to mark him for future reference--
How, come I never... 
wake up and find lilies stuck in my fly?
Well, big, you are always so buzzed, you eat them... 
before your final pass out.
So that's why my breath... 
is always fresh after a drunk--