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Slushie Machine Wonders What It Ever Did To Naked Woman Attacking It At Gas Station
The Consumerist ^
| October 8, 2013
| Mary Beth Quirk
Posted on 10/09/2013 8:27:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
“...her behavior could indicate PCP...”
Ya think?
To: Slings and Arrows
From watching the teevee station anchor, I learned that in Massachusetts, Liberal Intellectual Capital of the Whole World, and Home of John Kerry...
“Holyoke” (HO-lee-OAK) is ACTUALLY pronounced “ho-yo”. With kind of a lazy slur.
Who’da thunk it?
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:35:00 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
To: Slings and Arrows
If taking off your clothes is considered violent, you might not be good looking.
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:36:36 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Slings and Arrows; KC_Lion; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
when police say a woman took off all her clothing in a violent attack on the machineYo Momma's so ugly, she took off her clothes and got arrested for violent assault on a slurpee machine!!
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:37:46 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Mastador1
Do It For The Children!(TM)
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:41:38 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: TruthWillWin
Need to see a photo to determine guilt.You're just asking for a Helen Thomas pic, you know.
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:42:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: GeronL
All aboard, the KARMA machine.
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:49:09 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
To: FlingWingFlyer
This guy has a habit of taking off his pants for a fight... maybe they are related?
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:08:10 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: All
I didn’t click on the link for fear there’d be a picture of her own recipe in the machine.
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:16:44 PM PDT
by
VerySadAmerican
(".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
To: Slings and Arrows
Considering what we’ve seen in the past, this thread is not useless without pictures.
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:21:53 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of faith....)
To: Rodamala
If so, he’s putting more than Viagra in those cheeseburgers.
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:29:21 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I keep thinking of that really old episode of the Simpsons where Bart and Milhouse go on a bender after drinking an all sugar slushie.
http://youtu.be/61kHpmenkT8
Maybe that was her problem? In the wisdom of Bart “A man on a squishee bender csn sure do some strange things”.
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posted on
10/10/2013 3:39:26 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(More Cowbell)
To: Slings and Arrows
Further proof, as if we need it, that nothing good happens after 2 am.
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posted on
10/10/2013 4:22:32 AM PDT
by
verga
(Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis)
To: Slings and Arrows
Never mind that.
What do I have to do to GET attacked by a naked woman???
To: Lakeshark; Borax Queen
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posted on
10/10/2013 5:24:46 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Jack Hammer
> Never mind that. What do I have to do to GET attacked by a naked woman???
If you are, I guarantee you it’ll be by one you DON’T want to see naked.
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posted on
10/10/2013 5:39:33 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Unlikely; I wanna see ‘em ALL naked.
But, then, I’m an old, old man, and it’s been a very long time, so....
To: Gefn
It all makes sense now...
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posted on
10/10/2013 5:44:10 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Jack Hammer
Unlikely; I wanna see em ALL naked.
Two words: Helen Thomas
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posted on
10/10/2013 8:21:25 AM PDT
by
verga
(Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis)
To: Darksheare; Lakeshark
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