Posted on 10/09/2013 5:36:45 PM PDT by SUPman
Robert E. Lee? WTF?
He actually needs a red carnation for his lapel.
I actually attended the trial of the Mafia boss for a Southern State. It was fascinating. The guy was Italian or Sicilian and I could not believe it when he showed up in court in a dark blue pinstripe suit with a red carnation in his lapel.
He had around 7 lawyers dressed in 1,000 dollar suits against the one prosecutor wearing his J.C. Penny suit. People were constantly coming and going out of the courthouse who looked like they would have been perfectly at at home in the Godfather, Even his wife was a beautiful Italian lady who looked like she didn’t like what was going on. But also may not have know.
The Federal guy in his cheap suit did win the decision,
I don’t see a ring on the “mermaid assistants” finger, so I’m thinking it went something like this - oh, honey, I swear that’s the last time we leave you with ‘crazy fun’ uncle Mike on Halloween so we can go out and party... yikes...
One might even say that he has eliminated all the juice.
That’s awesome.
My six-year-old nephew went as The Gangster last year (Number 19 in that photo gallery). Without the toy weapon, of course. Cheap little polyester business suit with fake shirt and tie, and a cute little cardboard fedora. She bought it at WalMart, and it even came with black mustache paint. My sister drew a goatee on his face. He left home with seven other neighborhood children and two teenage chaperones. The only reason the teens agreed to guard them through the neighborhood is because they wanted some free candy, and they were too old to trick-or-treat. Teenagers in my neighborhood beg for little kids to take trick-or-treating. That boy came home with two plastic grocery bags full of candy. His momma and daddy ate most of the good stuff, and by December they wound up throwing the rest away.
As long it is not Barack Obama.
“Did you notice the cup? He likes juice” did you think it was orange jews? lol
Yeah, I was amused by hitler with a sippy cup :-)
I figured kids would dressing up like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad.
The irony is those kids are probably smarter than the actual grown ups on the Jersey Shore.
Man, you beat me to it. I liked ‘Johnny Human Torch’.
I'm picturing some kid knocking at a door. The door opens --
Option A: "I am the one who knocks!!"
Option B: "Say my name!!"
Option C: "Trick or treat!"
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