This guy is around the corner from me. If this is such a serious deal, why was he released on a written promise to appear? Something stinks here.
Instead of “Start me up” the Stones could do “Blow me up.”

What a fool. Doesn’t he know by now that nothing can kill Keith Richards?
Just a misunderstanding. Keef mumbled something about wanting to get bombed...
Well, it’s a sure bet poison wouldn’t work.
What a waste of time and money! If you want to kill a zombie then just shoot it in the head or use a sword and cut it off.......
Nancy/Bobby needs some warm milk to ease his fright of the world around him. Pussy!
In other music industry news, none other than... yes, the one and only William Shattner has a new album coming out! On Cleopatra Records, where else?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSGwTpQtyq4
Put me down as being in the “not buying it camp” as well.
Beneath the “Jack Sparrow” persona is (if you read his biography “Life”) an ex-boy scout and ex-choir boy. Not in the figurative sense of the words - quite literally.
Keith also talked in his bio about camping in some State Park in Arkansas and being dressed in old clothes and getting rained on and looking any other “man on the street” and loving that.
I suspect Keith is as down to earth as they come and definitely not the caricature that he is viewed as (and he obviously had a role in creating).
Quite a few decent Americans discovered that they had a frightening cache of guns and ammo just a year ago. Thanks to large purchases, many real Americans have corrected that oversight.