I couldn't find the audio for the U2 rant, but here it is: (expurgated)
That's the letter U, and the numeral 2. The four-man band features Adam Clayton on bass, Larry Mullen on drums, Dave Evans, nicknamed "The Edge", on --this is (redacted)! Nobody cares!
These guys are from England, and who gives a (redacted)?
It's a lot of wasted names that don't mean diddly-(redacted)!
This is (redacted). This is (redacted). Who gives a (redacted)?
Diddly-(redacted). Diddly-(redacted). Diddly-(redacted). Nobody cares!
Gotta love that. Dublin is in England?