It’s shutdown I tell ya. Still no movement on this end!!!
Bleeding from the ears now. Wife was killed by a piece of falling sky; wolves ate her body before I could un-barricade the door. It’s just me and the kids now. They’re doing homework by the light of a guttering candle.
Only warm (domestic) beer left, and pretzels are soggy. Road in front of the house collapsed and local hospital has been turned into a charnel house. Huge explosion when two oil tankers collided in the harbor, which is odd since I’m in Minneapolis.
Fought off an invasion of Obamasons earlier using a garbage can lid and a spork. Finding it hard to breathe without EPA standards being enforced. Water in the river looks like quick-set cement too.
Thousands of starved corpses line the landscape. Mower won’t start. Fireplace isn’t drafting. Glasses are coming out of the dishwasher with spots.
It’s grim out there.