I’m salivating on th west coast.
This thread is reminding me of a scene from the movie Fatso
Dom Delouise is trying to lose weight and has some "urges" so he calls his support group. One by one, they start to discuss the foods that make them the weakest. The camera cuts to the kitchen and all the cupboards are in chains and locks to help Dom stay on his diet. They continue to talk, one-upping each other's weakeness.
The next scene is of the kitchen - DESTROYED! And all the guys with food all over their faces, bloated.