It might already be called Spam!
SPAM is more bland that devised ham, which is tangy
SPAM is solid, devised ham is finely chopped
both have yummy gelatinous stuff (//sarc)
SPAM comes from Spickows, they are small square creatures with feathers and four legs and say “Mooink...bock”
devised ham comes from... angels
SPAM is great fried, stir fried, baked... even “raw”
devised ham, just put it in a sandwich with mayo