[big'ol_freeper]

.... as if

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[Bender2]

Re: .... as if

Gadzooks, big-- As I... hazily recall---

There was... a lot more beer drank than what you remembered.

As we recall, big, Bendy... it was French beer.

French beer my ass-- It was... Duff Sparking Ale!

Then I was correct when I reported that authorities suspected... alcohol was involved--

Gee, Justin, won't it be great when we are old enough... to get that drunk?

It is just such irresponsible binge drinking that caused me... to produce an alternative that won't leave all those dirty, germ-infested beer cans strewn about.

Mister White, do you happen... to have any with you that you could share?

Well, to get back to the subject of the thread, how's about that, Eli is practicing... his dejected loser leaving the field look--