I hope Mile High Manning keeps his buzz going strong Sunday night-- That is until next week when my Boys... 
will force him to sober up.
That's mighty tall talk... 
for a team that's gone 8 and 8 the past two years, ain't it?
This coming from a guy in a city whose team is ZERO and THREE so far this season... 
would be more relevant if you didn't work for the biggest liar since Bill Clinton told us he did not have sex with that woman--
The only good thing the Iggles ever did... 
was beat Vince Lombardi's Packers in a playoff game.
And look what happened after that loss, Bendy... 
NFL Champions in 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967 and those last two included wins in the first two Super Bowls!
Gadzooks, big-- How did you... 
get in here?
I just followed the trail... 
of empty tequilia bottles, beer cans doughnut crumbs--
That'll teach me... 
to take out the trash once a month.